Do you remember the first time?

You say you've got to go home
cos he's sitting on his own again this evening
I know you're gonna let him bore your pants off again
oh God, it's half past eight, you'll be late

You say you've never been sure,
though it makes good sense for you to be together
still you bought a toy that can reach the places he never goes
oh, now it's getting late, he's so straight

Do you remember the first time?
I can't remember a worse time
but you know that we've changed so much since then,
oh yeah, we've grown
now I don't care what you're doing,
no I don't care if you screw him
just as long as you save a piece for me, oh yeah

You say you've got to go home
well at least there's someone there that you can talk to
and you never have to face up to the night on your own
Jesus, it must be great to be straight

Do you remember the first time?
I can't remember a worse time
but you know that we've changed so much since then,
oh yeah, we've grown
now I don't care what you're doing,
no I don't care if you screw him
just as long as you save a piece for me, oh yeah